Search
This Week at Foxy's
Sometimes I'm one of those guys who can sit there for hours, remote control in one hand, bowl of popcorn in the other, and turn those channels, checking to see what I'm missing on the next channel. I have one of those cable packages that tells me the title of the show at the bottom of the screen, so that even if it's commercial time, I know what show I'm missing.
One of my all-time favorite shows is called "This Week in Baseball." It's not on this time of year, of course, because the Opening Day of the 2007 baseball season is still 76 days away. Then I'll be able to watch "This Week in Baseball," which started in 1977 with Mel Allen narrating the highlights of the past week. The format has changed through the years, but I still enjoy the show, now hosted by Buzz Brainard.
And, as spinoffs, we now have "This Week in the NFL" to keep pro football fans happy. And "This Week in the NHL" for all those hockey afficianados. And don't forget "This Week in the NBA" for those who like to watch players who run up and down the court and don't know how to play defense. Now matter what the sport, we have a chance to get caught up on the past week's events.
However, I saw something the other day that bothered me. Amidst all the "this week" shows I saw one called "This Week at War." It made me stop. The title just seemed so flippant, so matter-of-fact. I'm used to those shows being fun, maybe with a rock song at the end showing the big plays of the week.
I guess one thing I don't want to see is "This Week at War." To me, that show should have been a pretty short-run series. I read the papers daily about what is happening overseas and how too many Americans have paid the price. I really don't want a TV show to recap the week's events. Hopefully, that show will end soon.
I mean, I never saw a show called "This Week at Peace." It could show people watching the sun come up and kids sledding at Fox Hill and people at church singing and praying, and it could show kids kicking a soccer ball and playing the trumpet and some guy with a ponytail enjoying a bloody mary. You know, peaceful things like that.
And with the popularity of reality television shows, I could create "This Week at Foxy's." I could set up a camera in my living room and people could sit back and watch me answer the telephone and operate my remote and bring in wood and get the fireplace roaring. Or they could even see who visits me and discover what we talk about in the friendly confines of my living room.
At the end of the show I could play a rock song, you know a good one like from Chubby Checker or Little Richard, and show the highlights of my week. Like when my cat Lily knocked over my glass of soda or a when a certain someone accidentally kicked me in the shin when she was giving me a hug goodbye. You know, excitng moments like that.
It could start a whole series of spinoffs, like "This Week at the Carver's," or "This Week at Bullet's," or what would probably be the most exciting show, "This Week at the Old Timer's." I think that might qualify as a Pay Per View show!
Comments
Fox For Mayor! Has a good ring to it!
(Foxy's note: I think the mayor we have right now is doing just fine and I'm too busy videotaping. Plus with plans underway for my reality TV show, I'm already busy enough!)
Posted by: The Donald | January 16, 2007 8:27 PM
you're right about the good old days- im living in the old elizabeth street school now in one of the condos - the one i live in is my old 6th grade classroom - i remember the good old days playing ball in front area of the school those were good years - i never ran out of baseballs as my grandmother who lived next to the field always collected them for me. You dont see kids today playing ball like we used to. I guess they have too many other things to do or they want to get into trouble.
Posted by: ed thompson | January 16, 2007 6:40 PM
With all your new dating skills, how about "Hens in the Fox House"?
(Foxy's note: Ooooooh, good one! Would I be able to have "hen" tryouts like American Idol?)
Posted by: "Smell" | January 16, 2007 4:53 PM
Foxy,
First of all the spinoff "at Bullet's" would never make it. The tapes and DVD's would be placed next to Sominex and Ambien in the Drug stores for those with sleeping problems. As far as legal and spirtual guidance, that's another area I would have to defer to. The "Carver" I would recommend for legal guidance and spiritually only the "Old Timer" could handle that role. I have witnessed the "Old Timer" providing therapy, guidance and sensitivity many times. His empathy and compassion is legendary and could guide Foxy to new heights of popularity. As a matter of fact, Foxy has already cleared his calendar for the Feast this coming August. I truly feel that if Foxy reallly wants to reach for the stars with this TV show he needs to solicit my old buddy "Flukie" as his business manager. What a team this would make. What do you say, Foxy, give me the word.
Bullet.
PS. In trying to narrow down the "Zonebreaker" identity, I forgot another great lefty shooter - Casey Flynn
Posted by: Bullet | January 16, 2007 4:10 PM
Foxy,
Any of your reality shows would be better than the ones that are on tv now. If I didn't know better, I'd say Rick K is trying to become the guest announcer for the show. Maybe his brother Rob could fill in while Rick is in Philly at the Eagles games or in Geneseo watching the Ice Knights try to build a SUNYAC dynasty like Plattsburgh has done in the past.
Posted by: Chris Heckard | January 16, 2007 4:03 PM
Amazing what fertile minds can conceive when given time and a topic. What wonderful names have been put forth. The topics seem endless and with the vast knowledge of the many bloggers (our numbers seem to be swelling day by day) there seems to be no end. I think the main snack should be "hot dogs". Foxy has already tested these all over the state. The official drink would probably be "A Bloody Mary, hot". Jim Carr should be in charge of "seating". Bullet in charge of travel arrangements. Zonebreaker shall be "The Master at Arms." Rubble can handle the production. Rick wants to put the Fox in charge of the Goose and the Duck so the cameras will have to be running all the Time. The Carver will fill in on any and all roles and have the last word on all invited guests. Good Luck and keep us informed Foxy.
Posted by: The Old Timer | January 16, 2007 3:32 PM
Since we are all tossing out ideas, have you ever considered turning the camera on yourself for a Fox on the Run ? A show recalling many of your interesting stories of autograph gathering followed by a play along at home quiz of "whose signature is this" would be very entertaining. We just switched back to cable (from DTV) last year so maybe you have already done this and I just missed it. If not think about it. I know you have many interesting tales to tell, especially some of those trips to the visiting team hotel in Montreal.
(Foxy's note: You're the first to suggest this. I may just do that. I used to do the "autograph quiz" once a year at a North Country Sports Collectors Club meeting.)
Posted by: Rick K | January 16, 2007 12:26 PM
How about:
Foxy News: Television without the "Gag-on"
Posted by: Kern | January 16, 2007 12:09 PM
Foxy, I think you have really hit on something. How about a title of: Foxy's Clubhouse:The Inside Stories.
You probably would have to consult with fellow Foxhiller, The Bullet, on this one. He could be your legal and spiritual advisor. He has the respect of everyone on the Hill and is a charter member of the blog.
The content of the show could be two interviews a week and then open up the blog for Q&A.
If the Old Timer gives it his seal of approval, then all systems would be set to go. Just an idea.
Posted by: Zonebreaker | January 16, 2007 8:12 AM
How about, "The Fox Guarding the Chicken House"?? The possibilities seem endless.
Posted by: Long John Silver | January 15, 2007 10:14 PM
Some suggested Fox shows:
1. Fox Rocks- dance theme
2. Fox on his Box- Political theme
3. Fox Knocks- Things around town that bother the Fox
4. Darn Sox with the Fox- Ends Martha Stewarts' reign
5. Fox Talks- Aimed at setting youngsters straight
6. Fox Balks- Food that Foxy refuses to eat
7. Fox with a Wok- Favorite Fox Chinese Dishes
8. Fox Jocks- Sports Related
(Foxy's note: You've got one for every day of the week, plus one -- that could be the monthly special.)
Posted by: rubble | January 15, 2007 8:55 PM
I like the idea of FOX 24. Maybe once a week you could invite your brother, and Mr Drake to be special guests and call it Animal House night.
(Foxy's note: I like how you think!)
Posted by: Rick K | January 15, 2007 7:07 PM
Foxy- Just returned from a cruise and reading back articles! Did anyone mention KarmaCorn, located across from champlain theater? Great Carmel Corn! Years Ago, my job took me to The city of Winston-Salem, N.C.! The state had a chance to bring the Minnesota Twins to North Carolina! It was voted state wide down 3-1! I still have the poster that I place on My lawn! "Say Yes To Baseball" In North Carolina! The city had a top level team in the A+Carolina League! I saw many future Major Leagers play in the league! Andrew Jones was the best I saw played. I also met Hall of Famers Bob Feller, Enos Slaughter, Jim Palmer. I also met a special baseball personality in Winston-Salem. Scouting at the time for the RedLegs, John (Jack) McKeon) The best storyteller of old time baseball. You might remember him as "Trader Jack" He worked for Charlie Finley and Marge Schott. We would sit in the stands watching the Reds A team play. Jack puffing on his big cigar and recalling about all his ups and downs in baseball! He is still proud that he was always a free wheeling, multiplayer-dealing general manager. He won the World Series with the Florida Marlins in 2003. He stills sends me christmas cards every year. His wife Carol is a very special lady. They lived in tiny Elon ,N.C. A great baseball man, but a better human being and family man.
Lenny
Posted by: lenny smallacombe | January 15, 2007 3:55 PM
If you should ever decide to do this, make sure you come up with a catchy name for it. Afterall, Fox News, Fox Sports, and Fox TV, among others, are already in use.
(Foxy's note: With the popularity of the show "24" how about "Fox 24"? Or "Another Day in the Life of an Old Boring Fox"? Would that be catchy? Or "The Many Lives and Loves of a Man Called Fox"? Maybe Rick K has an idea!)
Posted by: Kathy | January 15, 2007 2:00 PM
Foxy, this could lead to a new career while you enjoy retirement. Just imagine, tiny cameras with audio set up in every room of the spacious Saratoga Court abode capturing EVERY yes EVERY move made by the Foxman and his friends. You could charge a subscription fee for internet viewing, and who knows maybe Foxyvision would end up in prime time. Or maybe even late nite programming for the FOX television network to compete with those late-nite Cinemax movies. Your stardom awaits !!!
(Foxy's note: Tempting idea, Rick K. I know so many people would be tempted by the promise of money and fame. But do people really want to see what I do late at night? eating chipped beef on toast late-night dinners, watching Letterman with a bowl of popcorn, doing the laundry, and thumbing through old baseball cards. Maybe I should find someone to spice up my life first!)
Posted by: Rick K | January 15, 2007 12:45 PM