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It's not a phone booth; it's a restroom

By GERIANNE WRIGHT
Staff Writer

I’m behind the times, I’m not “with” it. I don’t own an iPod, a Blackberry, a Wii, Me or You. I barely own a cell phone. I pay as I go, contributing to Richard Branson’s Virgin empire.

But I doubt there’s anyone who could come up with a legitimate answer when I ask what could possibly be so important that you’d have to bring your cell phone into the bathroom stall with you?

II walked into the women’s room in Hawkins Hall at Plattsburgh State the other day, and there in a stall sat a student, pants around her ankles, yammering on her cell phone. People were coming and going, using the bathroom for its intended purpose, toilets were flushing all around her. Yet there she sat, talking as though she were anywhere else in the world.

“Um, Sally, where are you, Niagara Falls?”

“Oh, no, I’m sitting on a toilet in a public restroom. Just a minute, I have to put the phone down while I pull up my pants.”

Aside from the fact that it’s unsanitary – I doubt the perpetrators use hand sanitizer on their cells afterward – it’s just plain rude. Not to those around them. It gives fellow patrons something to focus on other than the job at hand, although I have to say, I keep thinking these Chatty Cathies are talking to me when they first break the solemnity of solitude that some of us crave in a restroom.

“Hey, hi, it’s me!”

“Oh, hi. … Excuse me for not getting up.”

“I’m not talking to you…I don’t even know you.”

Good thing. I’d rather not be acquainted with people who think so little of my sense of propriety.
Or at least who give no thought to the person on the other end. Put yourself in their shoes, which, hopefully, aren’t sitting in front of a toilet bowl somewhere else on the planet. How would you like to know that the person you’re talking to is carrying on a conversation after dropping trou? Now there’s an image you’ll have a hard time erasing the next time you see them in public. And how’d you like to be the next one to use that phone should you need to borrow it to make a quick call. Let’s just hope she washed her hands.

I know it’s hard to find a minute to yourself to make a phone call. Oh, wait, no it’s not. You can’t go anywhere anymore without seeing everyone around you carrying on conversations with a cell phone or one of those goofy-looking ear pieces stuck to the side of their heads. You’ve got to wonder who the hell they’re talking to and who were we not talking to before everyone had cell phones? But even all the people you see walking along with cell phones as appendages aren’t nearly as disturbing as the bathroom-stall-as-phone-booth scenario.

What’s next? Bringing your laptop in to write a blog?

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